Update

It’s been a long time since i’d posted here.Thinking it might good again to start at this juncture.

Looking forward.

Thank You for  visiting.

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Funny School Answers

Funny School AnswersThe following questions were set in  GCSE examination in England.

These are genuine answers from 16 year olds, not very bright, but entertaining, 16 year olds.

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs

Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium

Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head

Newton’s law

Here are ten laws that Isaac Newton failed to share with the world…

1. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

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2. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

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3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

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4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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5. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

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6. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

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8. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!

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9. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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10. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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BMW Blue Dynamics – Land Yacht

From designer Stefan Radev is a wind-powered vehicle called the BMW Blue Dynamics Land Yacht with a speed of 126.1 mph (202.9 km / h). If BMW had to get serious about the blue Dynamics Land Yacht, I have no doubt that it would probably smash the record. The virtual concept provides access to the cockpit through an uplifting windshield, and the rigid sails can be shifted automatically or manually. While the car is only available in computerized form today, you can see the optimism, as a designer in this picture of the dashboard.

BMW Blue Dynamics - Land Yacht

BMW Blue Dynamics - Land Yacht

BMW Blue Dynamics - Land Yacht

BMW Blue Dynamics - Land Yacht

BMW Blue Dynamics - Land Yacht

BMW Blue Dynamics - Land Yacht

BMW Blue Dynamics - Land Yacht

BMW Blue Dynamics - Land Yacht

BMW Blue Dynamics - Land Yacht